I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years
The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it
nice people make the world go ‘round
so please be nice
because the world will stop revolving around the sun
and we may never see the light of day again
all because ur an ass
the single most accurate description of this movie i have seen
that awesome moment when you finished reading a really good book and you see it at a store then you cunningly smile at it as if you had an affair with it.
The horrifying thing is that this is true.
I have a huge fascination with cool lights and lanterns.. Anyone else..???
current mood: john marshall having a misadventure in the library of congress